As I walk through the blustery streets of Manhattan shopping for Christmas presents for friends and family, I am warmed by the smiling cherubic faces of those seeking to find the perfect gift for their loved ones. Christmas music dances in my heart, and the streets are adorned withreefs, the scent of pine emanates through [...]
Entries from December 2008
December 19, 2008
Day 71 AIM: Why should I be glad I take public transportation?
Do Now: Watch the following video, and think of it every time you are impatiently waiting for the six train to come.
December 18, 2008
Day 70 AIM: What should I do if I’m having a bad hair day?
Do Now: You’re running late and your hair is simply not agreeing with you. It’s sticking up and out and simply will not bend to your will. You are frustrated with the lack of control over your own body (or an appendage, depending on what we define hair as). Well, look Flock of Seagulls, you’re [...]
December 18, 2008
In Support of Arne Duncan
Yesterday President-Elect Obama selected Chicago Public Schools CEO Arne Duncan as his new education secretary. Many had speculated that Obama would choose Joel Klein, the NY Public Schools Chancellor/Overlord who has increased both the achievement and tension within the public school system. Others speculated that Michelle Rhee, DC chancellor, would have represented the change of [...]
December 17, 2008
Day 69 AIM: How do I get out of bed when it’s almost winter break and there is snow on the ground?
Do Now: First, make sure that you wake up in time for an extended shower. You need that time to start the furnace in your body. Second, a good breakfast is key. We here at the ULOT recommend instant oatmeal. It’s fast, hot, and sticks to your ribs. Next, overdress for the walk to the [...]
December 17, 2008
Less is More
On Sunday, my girlfriend Emily and I went skiing. I’m not quite sure how many times I’ve been skiing before last Sunday, but I’m sure it’s a big number. Emily, on the other hand, can easily count the number of days she’d been skiing prior to Sunday: 1. That one time came many years ago, [...]
December 16, 2008
Day 68 AIM: What do I do if a student throws a shoe at me?
Do Now: Watch the video below, where President Bush models the proper procedure.
The procedure should commence as follows:
Step 1: Duck
December 15, 2008
Where is the Educational Bailout?
In our present economic state over 43 states face a budget shortfall. These 43 states anticipate that they will fall short by over 100 billion dollars. Additionally, the United States is looking to add an additional trillion dollars to the national debt. Budget shortfalls and high debt in our feeble economy have contributed to the [...]
December 15, 2008
Day 67 AIM: How can I inspire myself to get through this long week?
Do Now: Watch this video, and try to avoid jumping in the air with your fists pumping.
Unless, of course, you’re by yourself.
