“Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal.”—George Will
It’s October, which means fall and playoff baseball is in the air. And while many of our favorite teams will be watching the games from their respective couches this fall just like us, 8 teams will take the field starting tomorrow to see who will represent their league in the Fall Classic. Every pitch will be scrutinized, every hit crucial.
With life comes uncertainty, and the American League still has one game to go to determine the Central representative. However, the National League is set. For those of you who want the heads up to the National League Division Series, here it is, courtesy of those geniuses at the ULOT:
Philadelphia Phillies versus Milwaukee Brewers
Brewers pitcher and Cy Young candidate C.C. Sabathia carried Milwaukee with his 300-pound frame and rubber arm into the post-season, beating out the hapless New York Mets for the Wild Card. They now face the Philadelphia Phillies, NL East Champions for a second year in a row. The Brewers, recently recovered from an awkward managerial coup, are young, inexperienced, and exhausted, barely riding into the postseason. Sluggers Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder have pop, but they’ve also never played baseball in October before. But the wild card for the wild card will be Sabathia, who must recover quickly again to match up against Philadelphia sluggers Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Jimmy Rollins, and Pat Burrell. Milwaukee’s second starter Ben Sheets is out for the season, meaning this series might be quick and bittersweet for the Brew Crew.
ULOT X Factor: Cole Hamels. The Phillies have their own southpaw ace as well, except he’s not 300 pounds and worn out. If he pitches like he’s capable of and forgets his October woes from last year, Philly will see its first NL Championship Series since 1993
Bold Prediction: Phillies in 4.This won’t be close, unless the Brewers pitch C.C. Sabathia every game, which could be deemed by the United Nations as an egregious violation of human rights.