Do Now: Let’s be honest here. You realize that your vote is important. You realize your own political efficacy and you understand your duty and responsibility as a socially aware American. But that ballot receipt just isn’t that…gratifying. OK Mr. or Ms. Hedonist, here’s your voter deal of the day, courtesy materalistic America v. 2.0.
Free coffee for saying “I voted?” Sweet deal. Now you’ll have the artificial energy to stay up all night, which might be what it takes to see who wins this whole mess.